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Happy Anniversary and May your marriage be Blessed with love, joy And companionship For all the years of your lives!
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A mechanical, electrical and computer engineer were riding together to an engineering seminar when the car suddenly began jerking and shuttering. The mechanical engineer, said, “I think the car has a faulty carburetor.” The electrical engineer said, “No, I think the problem lies with the alternator.” The computer engineer brightened up and said, “I know, let`s stop the car, all get out of the car and get back in again!”
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A burly good `ol boy Texan on a flight flags down a steward and says, “Captain, I want a drink but I don`t see the stewardess around”. The steward answers, “Actually I`m not the captain. This airline is proud to have integrated many of the traditional male-female roles of the industry. I`d be happy to get you a drink”. Passenger: “Wow, what does the captain think of that?” Steward: “She`s all for it, in fact, the entire flight crew is female.” Passenger: “I don`t believe it!! Take me up to the cockpit so I can see for myself!” Steward: “Actually sir, we don`t call it that anymore.”














