The old man chuckled at his grandson’s question, a mischievous twinkle in his eye as he pondered how to distill decades of wisdom into a single, age-appropriate answer.
“Ah, well, you see, grandson,” he began, stroking his chin thoughtfully. “The difference between a wife and a girlfriend is like the difference between a fine wine and a soda pop.”
The grandson furrowed his brow, clearly puzzled by this comparison. “But Grandpa, what do you mean? How can a wife be like a wine and a girlfriend like a soda?”
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